I've had to deliver a few eulogies in the past few years. In the moment, all I've wished is that I didn't have to give them. But they've also been some of the most rewarding, cathartic writing experiences of my life. I talk about it in McSweeney's today. mcsweeneys.net/articles/how-t…

Oh what a day, what a lovely day (to have a new in McSweeney's) mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-…

"I realize a 2006 Toyota Camry may not be very flashy or deadly, but it’s dependable, sturdy, and, affordable. And I’ve realized that’s what I need to survive this endless nightmare humanity has created for itself." mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-…

Can you name all the cameos??👀 The Animation Guild’s (TAG) Master Agreement expires on August 16th — and we need YOUR help! Spread the word about what’s at stake for animation!!! Follow, repost, and #StayTooned for more!

"I know civilization no longer exists, but driving etiquette still does. I don’t care how many wheels or turrets your war rig has; if you’re trying to turn left and I’m going straight, I have the right of way." mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-…

"I seem to be the only one who bothers to signal anymore. I’ve seen cars with two hundred spikes and no rear taillight. Just take two of the spikes off!" mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-…

Ilana and I are want to end forced broker fees in NYC forever. It’s time to pass the FARE Act. Come to City Hall on June 12th to show your support 💫

This is such great news, this show constantly surprises me (in a funny way, not a spooky way)!

Summer fun?? Humor readings?? I just said the same thing twice

Wear a mask, y'all. If you stopped, it's okay to start again. Pick a place or two that you go regularly and mask there. I don't want you to get sick. Wear a mask.

Kamala Harris appears on ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ with a voting message.

Jews, we need to stop comparing ourselves to goblins

WGAE members at The Dodo Union and @Thrillistunion are engaging in a one-day strike TOMORROW. Management has withheld raises and promotions from members at The Dodo & Thrillist — despite giving them to their other @VoxMedia colleagues. Enough is enough. #OneUnionOneContract now!

Join Thrillist and The Dodo Union members outside Vox Media headquarters (85 Broad St, New York, NY 10004) tomorrow, September 4, from 10am - 11:30am ET for strike leafletting! #UnionStrong #1u Support virtually by resharing solidarity graphics: drive.google.com/drive/folders/…

In The New Yorker today with some important announcements newyorker.com/humor/shouts-m…

A town crier who has hit a dead end with his job dreams of new professional fulfillment. newyorkercartoons.visitlink.me/WB10le

4 free additional at-home COVID-19 tests available again in the U.S. special.usps.com/testkits

Clocking in from the court of public opinion to say that Chandler Dean hosts a hit!!!! jezebel.com/auto-draft-48

HAPPY 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SONIC BO-Ooooh..... oooooooooh....... huh.

The next SOME FUN LINES satire and humor showcase is THIS SUNDAY at CAVEAT!!! Featuring a wildly talented lineup of hilarious writers/artists! Grab your tickets and use code "somecheaplines" for a discount! yay! caveat.nyc/events/some-fu…