all dog costumes should have fake arms so the front paws are the feet. i realize this now. x.com/DannyDeraney/s…

Does it seem weird to anyone else that the authoritarians are afraid of socialism?

The moment before the Beatles crossed Abby Road. 1969.

Since SCOTUS is going to overturn #RoeVWade I think this one from George Carlin is appropriate. “They’re anti-women”

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke. A real one.

Just in: On this day, Antifa launched a violent attack in France, killing thousands, 78 years ago, on D-Day.

I just saw the second stage of a SpaceX falcon 9 rocket, fly overhead, 1100km straight up. Beautiful to see! Thanks Elon Musk and team SpaceX!

Inflation is temporary. Fascism is forever. Vote accordingly.

Twitter is a historical record of every opinion you've ever had.

Genius move

It just occurred to me that I had no nat ones in my 2e game! Paizo Thanks dude! NONAT IS ON BSKY

Haha 😂

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Old joke about agnostic technologists building artificial super intelligence to find out if there’s a God. They finally finish & ask the question. AI replies: “There is now, mfs!!”

Do you plan on buying an electric vehicle as your next car? Tell us why in the comments 👇🚗

I’m just gonna come out and say it. Celebrities can well afford $8/m. The outrage is unnecessary.

Quantum Physics!

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