she really do be passing kidney stones tho 🥴

Love this. My buddy is nervous because his long-distance girlfriend asked him to send her a dick pic. This is what your crew is for.

my little brother been scaring me w the tiktoks he been making

she escaped the freshman 15 but will she escape The COVID 15???

I asked my mom if I was getting fat and she said “you’re not fat you’re silly” so in conclusion I’m getting fat

this is not to be mean I just don’t understand how people are tone deaf just listen to the notes

i’m saving myself to platonically marry joey.

Everyday I look at myself in the mirror and scold myself for not getting close to a boat family

murder hornets? in the middle of a pandemic? read the room guys

just got the call... pour one up for duke today🕊

If a deaf man farts alone in the forest does it make a sound?

this aged so poorly lol

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hi Jeff Probst I hope you plan on doing survivor for at least 5 more years because that's when I'm coming so save me a spot