Denmark could pull of a massive checkmate here by simply renaming Greenland to “Epsteinland”. The orange turd won’t want anything more to do with the place. #Trump

Is this Round Table going to end this year?? 👀 #TheTraitors

Fiona definitely gives ‘mother-in-law from hell’ vibes. All sweet and innocent to everyone she wants to fool but can be an utter sly and conniving bitch deep down 😂 #TheTraitors

Them: We’re disappointed that the secret traitor was Fiona, it was so obvious and not surprising Me: So did you guess it was Fiona then? Them: No, we thought it was *lists just about everyone else apart from Fiona* Me: 🤨 . . . 🤦‍♂️ #TheTraitors #secrettraitor

I’m convinced Jack is the brother of Ross from series 2! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Amanda telling her ‘dead cert faithful’ friend Rachel her big secret about being a detective 😂. Well played Inspector Clueless 👏🤦‍♂️😂 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

I actually think Amanda might physically murder Jade at some point. She is just pure gunning for her. The traitors could kill off Amanda face to face in the woods and she’d still be like “Oi Jade come out from behind that tree!” 😂 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Jade when Rachel was telling everyone that Amanda, who’s wrongly been accusing Jade from the start, knows what she’s talking about because she used to be a detective. #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

You can practically hear the voice in his head saying ‘oh shit’ when he realises his fellow traitors are kicking off with each other😂 #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

Claudia at the next breakfast: “Erm, well, in an unexpected turn of events, Fiona was murdered last night. . . Like, no, I mean actually murdered. Rachel launched her out the turret window” 👀 #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

Shut the fuck up Roxy #TheTraitors

If Matt gets murdered tonight and he walks into that room and sees the letter, fully expecting it to be the recruitment letter, I think we may be able to redfine the word ‘devastation’ 😂 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

This bloke genuinely needs sectioning 👀 #Unhinged #Trump #SkyNews #WhiteHouse

Holy shit he’s still going on?!😂. Please someone just put him in the care home. Put a podium & fake TV cameras in his room, blow up dolls dressed as reporters so he can scream “fake news” at them. He’ll be too busy talking & shitting himself to notice #Trump #SkyNews #WhiteHouse

Speaking in Davos at the #WEF, Trump: ‘if you say no to us taking Greenland, I will remember’ Please 🙄😂. That dementia ridden gobshite can’t remember if he’s put his nappy on or not. #Trump #Lunatic

Roxy is infuriating. Anybody does anything which she weirdly interprets as odd and she says “and thats how a Traitor would play” as though it’s a surprise a Traitor might deceive or have a game plan. No shit, Sherlock 🙄🙄 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Will you lot at ITV stop pissing us around with cancelling programs because of bullshit football and rugby matches?! If you want to show that then set up a sports channel or at the bare minimum still upload the cancelled shows to ITVX 🙄

There really is no bigger load of pointless bollocks than an Olympic opening ceremony 🙄 #Olympics2026 #WinterOlympics

So the clueless lunatics have won because the only perceived alternative was the clueless Nazi’s? We are truly, truly fucked. #GortonDentonByElection #GortonAndDenton

If the Green’s victory speech of immediately bashing rich people doesn’t ring alarm bells that they are shortsighted, uninformed and monumentally unfit to run a country, then I don’t know what will. This is terrifying. #GortonDentonByElection #GortonAndDenton