Don’t complain about having bad genetics or a slow metabolism until you’ve been consistent for 6-12 months with both your training AND diet. You aren’t even scratching the surface of your physique potential if you haven’t done this.

gun to your head name a gay man

After Steve Jobs died, all Apple employees were fired and iPhones vanished

Je suis agriculteur et la principale raison de pourquoi je met tout le temps des gants c'est que madame a pas spécialement envie de se faire trifouiller les entrailles par des paluches de troll des cavernes.

Actual jacked dude: “both running and lifting are great. Just focus on one thing at a time 👍.” Actual fast dude: "both are great. Just keep the main thing the main thing 👍." Some account called “Ancient Masculinity”: “Here’s why cardio is slowly turning you into a woman 🧵”

What even is American politics I'm fucking crying

why did everyone on this app suddenly start panic tweeting about what to do during the offseason. Guys its summer live life and get off the internet maybe

"WHAT"

Party ideas. Each guest is tasked with bringing the most controversial person they know as a plus one

There are people you can look in the eyes and immediately confirm a complete absence of critical cognition

Everybody needs to play golf and watch baseball this summer

Two insane headlines here

My fruit + my favorite

Always great to see you, Monty 👋

LOLOLOL What a fucking joke

Rick Tocchet would go ham on this man

I’m all for Freudian analysis, but this is just idiots projecting and calling it insight. Log off. Nobody irl cares about any of your psych fanfics. All of you are manufacturing meaning out of nothing. A harmless birthday post gets turned into a symposium for miserable morons