scientists have developed a device that temporarily allows users to experience the perspective of the median american voter

out of your goddamn mind including Massachusetts in the civilization circle, they eat babies out there, they build monuments to a 3 armed deity using skulls, I got a buddy who lives there who never been right

I studied abroad for a semester in college and my roomate was from the suburbs between Columbus and cincy and I think there've probably been klan leaders with less racism in their hearts

That’s the longest an Italian person has ever worked for

> Skiers are usually type A personalities hyped on ambition and precision and perhaps a bump or two of the white stuff (not the snow, mind you). > Boarders are nomadic potheads in oversized pants, shredding the gnar and letting the vibes flow as they drift through the slopes.

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

A new peptide that’s really helped my mitochondrial health is walkamorelin. Very hard to find, yet surprisingly accessible.

claude acting different after anthropic’s $30B raise

i’ll shoot a nigga about TLOP and yeezus

This is how smoothly my friends and I pass around the bag at the function

Guys the proper etiquette when you cancel a plan or can’t make the suggested time is to get back to the person with your *own* suggested time. Not doing so communicates that you’re not interested

on Plundr, the pirate dating app, accidentally swiped starboard on a siren :/