tu te réveilles un matin, la phase de déprime disparaît et t’es prêt à re entrer dans ton prime

when a 2/10 says her plant died but her father owns a $1b company:

Young fella cut his dick off in despair. 😩

still the realest shit spider-man ever said.

I repeat if you need religion to have morals you’re a bad person.

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

They finna slap us over the fucking head boy

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

*removes her shirt and starts fondling her breasts* “Stop fucking crying”

You’re laughing? She made him motorboat her during a performance review, and you’re laughing?

I sent this to my boss at work and she replied how shocking it is and how she'd never do that to her employees

“I want to talk about everything with at least one person the way I talk about things with myself.” — Fyodor Dostoevsky

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA Straight out of a movie 😳

after all the Trayvon Martin and George Floyd jokes, i never thought maga conservatives would turn pussy and clutch their pearls over one of their talking point feeders getting clapped

Nigga pearled TF outta that joint soo fast 😂😂😭

Khamzat Chimaev responds to Sean Strickland calling him a terrorist: "I am terrorist for him. I'm gonna take off his head, I'm gonna kill him. ALLAH AKBAR." 😭