this is a regular mug btw i’m just really little

hi twitter <3 if u reply i’ll doodle a little guy just for you

(me facing the consequences of my actions) HELP PLEASE GOD SOMEONE HELP ME

bitches love my frighteningly extensive knowledge of hollow knight and ocarina of time lore

mario characters from memory Reggie Fils-Aimé

describe your boobs using only a picture of jessie oinkman

anyone have any silly phrases i can steal from you and integrate into my vocabulary ??

hii twitter i’ve been having fun with my silly friends recently (also haircut)

hi gay people

a group of tboys is called a swag

i got silly swag like swagged out goofy style like you guys wouldn’t even get it…

need a self driving car so i can nervously pick at my nails the whole time i’m on the road

getting home from work, kicking the door in and yelling WHATS COOKIN GOOBER NATION so my cat knows it’s dinner time

Black cats waiting to be auditioned for a horror movie, 1961.

bruh this owl looks like he got his dick sucked in 12 languages

end of high school vs now… i plan to continue evolving and d*kifying at an alarming rate

once there was no water