485 girls and 37 dudes, I know how to throw a motherfuckin party marshmellomusic

Nothing is forever. Forever is a lie, all we have in life is what’s between hello and goodbye. - dolph

I think fat shaming is like motivational speaking, if I got fat I’d hope my friends shamed me into fitness

What if you had everything and it wasn’t enough

Pleasure seeking is like a credit card, at some point you gotta pay, and there’s interest -Mike Fazio

Impeached doesn’t mean he’s out of office or convicted, just charged.

Quarantine and chill?

Life motto: “If you’re going to stay out with the boys you need to get up with the men.” Jordan belfort

Who wants to go to lil xan tomorrow?!

If you entertain a clown all you do is enter the circus.. #DoingMe

“Life’s like chat roulette, you gotta sort through all the dicks to find real people.” Eric cartman

When your comebacks are as dry as the steaks you serve 😳😳 x.com/outback/status…

Crypto currencies are a hell of a deal 🤑💸

How about instead of writing window tint tickets we ticket people in the fast lane..

You playing checkers Lil boy, I’m playing chess.