Baseball News: The Yankees have lost 5 games in a row.

BEST START OF THE YEAR FOR BELLO, 4 HITS A DING DONG AND 3 RBI FOR WC40, 4 HITS AND 2 RBI FOR TS10, 3-RUN DOUBLE FOR DURAN, SEASON HIGH 9 RUNS, TIED SEASON HIGH 12 HITS, RED SOX DRIZZLING KETCHUP IN BACK-TO-BACK SERIES #GOLDBOTTLES

DRIZZLE IT

BACK TO BACK KETCHUP DRIZZLE IT

Business is official. Time to go.

Layup Line Freestyle youtu.be/CvCxrERSPiQ

I’ll never understand how people can’t separate work and personal life. I’m not here to be your friend, I’m here to work. Take your high school drama bullshit to someone who cares.

Not only is the season virtually over in April, but most of their losses have been games that were over in the first two innings. It’s not like they’re losing close games and making things interesting. They play non-competitive baseball and don’t hit any home runs. So boring.

Cam Schlitter is going to jam it so far up the Red Sox ass tomorrow night and there’s nothing any of us can do about it. It is a scheduled colonoscopy at Fenway Park.

“Back in my day”

I understand the stress that will come with owning my own business. But, I can only revel in the fact that I won’t have to adhere to the thoughts and processes of someone else. The stress will be so different, but I can’t wait to take this on.

We’re gonna turn this place into a juggernaut

Have a night, Tolle.

The Red Sox went from 108 wins and a World Series title to arguably the biggest dumpster fire in all of professional sports in less than a decade. Blow the whole thing up at this point. No half measures. Everybody out.

The Chad Sox are something different, man.

Let Ranger finish it.

The Red Sox no longer exist. Change the jerseys to Chad Sox.

Red Sox off days are the five minute cigarette break during a tattoo session that’s 500 consecutive hours.

Who let Greg pitch today?

Just need my restaurant license and inspection and we can open for business!