Not His Best: 5 Episodes Of ‘Parts Unknown’ Where Anthony Bourdain Needed To Chill And Save Money For A Bit So He Cooked Eggs In His Hotel Room clickhole.com/not-his-best-5…

(Listening to The Replacements) Woah. These guys must have been on beer when they made this…

He’s a blast at parties but I really regret giving Gosling my number

If you enjoy crosswalks and funny monological essays about them, you won't want to miss my McSweeney's piece "For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Walk Across This Crosswalk" Stay safe, fellow pedestrians tinyurl.com/2rzyaujw

I’ve always wanted to be EXACTLY 17th at something. Thanks to McSweeney's and all who read this piece / laughed at chat gpt this year

Embarrassing As Hell: This Man Brought His Laptop On His Family Vacation Like He’s Really Going Bust It Out And Get Into Some Laptop Shit At Some Point clickhole.com/embarrassing-a…

If you're sick of gimmicky products sold to us with the language of "revolution" and "disruption," read my McSweeney's piece! If you're a more normal person who is not upset by such niche things, please carry on with your day. Thank you bit.ly/4aOirAn

The real man’s barbenheimer

"You want the truth? We lied. This product sucks. There are zero real benefits to buying electric rollerblades, so we made up some shit about changing the world." mcsweeneys.net/articles/shit-…

it's pretty messed up that the Beatles released a song called "Help!" and then an album called "Help!" and then a movie called "Help!" and nobody helped them and half of them died

Jimmy Kimmel showering tomorrow morning "boy, that sure was one GLAD...STONE wasn't it, folks?" *punches shower liner* YOU FRAUD IT WAS RIGHT THERE FUCK SHIT

Promoting my satirical takedown of today's internet on twitter...it doesn't get any sadder than this people! Read in McSweeney's why tiktok is the least of our problems so we all can begin to heal rb.gy/e6pcn3

"Democracy needs a well-informed electorate, and thanks to today’s very orderly information environment of rage bait, both-sides journalism, and seven-hour YouTube interviews with Jordan Peterson, our electorate has never been less confused about things." mcsweeneys.net/articles/tikto…

Wow! This clickbait parody is still the funniest thing on the internet theguardian.com/culture/articl…

These are trying times for the entire Joe community. But when one of our own is trying to spin legit concern as media hysterics, it is our duty to write ~475 word satire pieces in McSweeney's about it bit.ly/3RXtnno

"If you spend time with everyday folks, they’ll tell you they won't let a bunch of hysterics going on in Washington, DC, Iowa, Alabama, California, Virginia, New York, New Mexico, Texas, Wyoming, and forty-two other states stop them from voting for Biden." mcsweeneys.net/articles/relax…

Sometimes, the obvious joke is the best joke. Enjoy my fellow non-violent non-hateful humans of America McSweeney's mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-can…

"As a person who’s wished abhorrent violence upon reporters, protesters, political adversaries, shoplifters, and people who I just don’t like, the abhorrent violence of this weekend’s rally is difficult to comprehend." mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-can…

Absolutely Beautiful: These Kids At The Beach Who All Just Met Each Other Have Teamed Up To Dig A Very Large Hole clickhole.com/absolutely-bea…

What's missing from the discourse right now? A JOE'S perspective on how Joe Biden and the Democrats blew this. Arm yourself with this critical viewpoint in McSweeney's mcsweeneys.net/articles/at-le…