fuck thyself

Forgot all about this story 😂

But he met Taylor Swift.

Fact…

MORNING 🤗

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

MORNING 🤗

If ever there was a November made for a new The Cure album 🤗

Fuck.

That feeling where you have to buy a new light switch (cost £40 😱) but then remember you have an old one lying around that you can harvest parts from to fix it. I feel like man 💪 At least I will do until the house burns down because I haven’t rewired it correctly… MORNING 🤗

What are chances of two completely different parties for 8 both booked under the exact same name (first and last), at the same time on the same day, both being allocated to the same table? I experienced a festive hospitality X File last night… MORNING 🤗

Nothing like getting shit from a pissed-up chef in for his staff party because of sniffy review you wrote over 12 years ago… FESTIVE MORNING 🤗🎅

Tom Fahey John Abbey

I vowed years ago never to fly Ryanair again. Made a huge mistake to break that promise for a flight to Dublin today. #FUCKRYANAIR you’ve swindled me for the last time you clip joint disguised as an airline…. MORNING 🤗

Ahead of the streaming release next month, we present the UK Premiere of the much lauded Charlie Trotter Documentary - ‘Love, Charlie’ on the 5th & 7th April at London’s Gastro Hub-Pub @parlouruk - hosted by alumni Jesse Dunford Wood Join US! parlourkensal.com/#6

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