Living in LA has gone exactly how I thought it would

It goes 1. Angel hair 2. Fettuccine 3. Linguine 4. Fusilli 5. Elbow 6. Farfalle 7. Penne 8. Spaghetti 9. Rigatoni My last name is Scarpone so whatever I say is official

Seattle’s a vibe 🌃

Yoooo its littttt in Pittsburgh

Every time I get ice cream they look at me like “You JUST want chocolate? Nothing on it?”

Taking Christmas song requests 🎹🎵 No promises though (and they’ll all be as slow and bad at this lol)

Shaq brought me to Twitter 13 years ago today Now I tweet for a living 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ #MyTwitterAnniversary

If you aren’t following FOX Soccer on TikTok you’re missing out on videos that make people say things like this

Friday Night after a Brawl Win ✨ There’s a Party on Fifth Ave 🎶 #H2P » #WeNotMe

Mood

A storybook ending to the world’s greatest sporting event scores record numbers in the U.S. across FOX Sports television, streaming and digital. #FIFAWorldCup Final viewership and #FIFAWorldCuponFOX tournament-long ratings yield all-time metrics ➡️ foxs.pt/3PHe286

#FlyEaglesFly The No. 1 seed Philadelphia Eagles are off to the NFC Championship!

“The MVP race is over.”

The first player to win three straight MVPs since Larry Bird in 1984-86

Dream dreams.

always remember watching a single tiktok can do unbelievable things for your day