Has anybody out there taken a worse photo of a world famous tourist attraction? I even caught my own reflection in the wing mirror.

It’s alarming how quickly a new kitten can totally own your dog.

🎹 What friends will be joining Joe Thompson on 9 November? Alongside the kaleidoscopic pianist are Charlie Pyne on bass and Sophie Alloway on drums, for a great get together and a spontaneous and jazz-inspired night! brasseriezedel.com/events/joe-tho…

Joe Thompson and Friends | Crazy Coqs | Zédel, Soho. Can’t wait for this - and now there’s no train strike. Please come - some tix left. Guaranteed fun! brasseriezedel.com/events/joe-tho…

No trains from Bham to london so had to get a bus (thanks National Express) but at least there’s no train strike. No trains to Lewisham from Victoria, Charing Cross or Cannon Street so got tubes/DLR but at least there’s no train strike. A 5.5 hr journey. Thank God no train strike

This is m absolute fave show of the year. Some tickets left. Tell all your friends! tickets.crazycoqs.com/tickets/series…

Very rare that I allow a guest at the ivy to play my piano :)

His name is Taxi and when it comes to the piano, frankly he’s all over it (“Santa Paws” event at the Ivy Club in aid of Battersea Dogs’ home)

Me: “Thanks for all the great songs Burt” BB: “Thanks for playin em” Gone but immortal :)

Various people on R4 this morning incl a Today presenter discussing how the police chief won’t “except” the word “institutional” & the importance of using the right wording. I won’t accept the misuse of the word “except”. It’s completely unexceptable. Outraged of Lewisham.

How to have a great time in a restaurant.

This just in… Musical nightcap.

Joe Thompson and Friends | Crazy Coqs | Zédel, Soho Still some tix for this - 9pm Wed 26th April (next Wed) Please join us for some Crazy piano and Coq-tales brasseriezedel.com/events/joe-tho…

It’s not everyday I get to play in someone’s garden. This one is in the Chelsea flower show and was one of the 3 visited by the king and queen yesterday. My head got sprinkled by the lady in the Japanese garden next door. You never know. Something might start to grow up there.

On way to Lewisham station this morning in black suit/black shirt for tonight’s gig when a local woman passes & shouts after me “Well you’re looking very snappy! Where you off to then? Court case??” Love Lewisham

(I just made this up. Be nice) Scientists in Newcastle have released a paper questioning the relevance of A.I. It’s called Why.I?

Improved version thanks to my mate Sally: (I just made this up. Be nice) Scientists in Newcastle have released a paper questioning the relevance of A.I. It’s called Y.I.

Brilliant. I love the sheer straightforwardness where he says, of the middle eight, “and then it sort of changes. To this bit.”