Imagine someone opens IG, comes across a beautiful reel, and unfortunately thinks of sending it to you... just so you can feel what they felt. That’s love, in simplest form. Yo for real.

don't listen to Fireboy Dml when you're with someone you don't want to remember... since you definitely will.

men to men, would rather get a massage from a man or a heart surgery from a female doctor!?

Remember, whenever you draw closer to God, that's when the devil pays attention to you as well.

you cut off fake friends and enemies through yo status, then why you keep them saved all year long!!?

She’s a vibe, body moving like she knows what she’s doing. I keep it lowkey, but we both know who’s winning this game.

I was about to send a risky text nikaiweka draft kwanza. It was a very good approach maana ningeaibika vibaya sana. Kweli haraka haraka haina baraka, wahenga nailed it on this one😂😂

king, katika umri wa utafutaji uki-entertain gold diggers kwa kuwa furahisha wao utayanunia maisha yake baadae ukijitambua.

hakuna shida kudate na mamsi kibungo, tatizo wana, na ukiambiwa tangulia nakuja uwe muelewa.

Unajituma usiku na mchana alafu mtu anakuita stingy kwa pesa yako, umbwa wewe

mpigie mamsi wako simu kuonesha unajali Mr nice guy bado kalala hapa atanichelewesha misele yangu.

Na watoto wa sikuhizi wamenona gaddemit.

ukitaka kuona mamsi wengi wana akili ndogo ni muda wanaita watu stingy, yani njaa zako unazileta on who's money bro..?

Kuna msela tokea asubuhi kakasirika kinoma, anatukana sana tukimuuliza shida nini anasema kuna mtu kamzimia streaks ya siku sijui 300. Wazee naombeni kujua hizo streaks sijui za snap sijui Tiktok huwa zina kazi gani? Kama ni hela na mimi nijifunze mapema asee.

The dating market is so cooked that being single nowadays feels like freedom and prosperity.

watakufanya dirty, baadaye wacheze victim card, then waanze ku-convince kila mtu kwamba you're the one at fault, these hoe ain't loyal.

she’s stressed out with that toxic guy who doesn’t text back on time, then there’s you saying, ‘acha nimtext first aone namjali.’ Bro, shtuka bro.