Has anyone ever recovered a stolen iPhone/iPad using the Find My Phone app? My iPad was stolen from Shoreditch on Friday and I’ve been following it’s adventures today. It started out on a park bench in the grounds of St Leonard’s church and then went to Mikkeller for a pint.

Sadly we must report that our friend Wing Commamder John 'Tim' Elkington has passed away at the age of ninety-eight. Tim flew in No.1 Squadron during the Battle of Britain. The ‘Few’ get fewer still with only six of our finest still with us. Blue skies sir x

A courageous Iranian woman kicks the morality squad who want her to put on the hijab. She fights the female black shrouds and puts them in their place. Hey Western feminists, watch this display of real feminism, not one paid for by your Islamist rightwing x.com/ASJBaloch/stat…

How do you move an entire church in one piece? The Romanian "engineer of heaven" figured it out and saved a dozen from destruction during the communist rule. ow.ly/dPbr30nxOrF

Jason Roy Catch...

If you haven’t seen this before, it’s a frog farm. Absolutely sickening. Every person who eats frog legs sentences dozens and dozens of these poor creatures to a lifetime of misery. 😡🐸😡

"Pure": Ten Points I Just Can't Believe About The Official Skripal Narrative zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-0…

“There Is Definite Hanky-Panky Going On”: The Fantastically Profitable Mystery of the Trump Chaos Trades | Vanity Fair vanityfair.com/news/2019/10/t…

Ken Livingstone decided to hold up our train because he purposely stuck his foot in when the door was blatantly closing. Now I’m going to be late for work 🙂

I think this crisis is ageing me. In the queue outside a shop today, with my 3 year old son, an elderly lady said "we aren't seeing our grandchildren during this and I don't think it's appropriate for you to see yours." Ouch.

I have a message for Matt Hancock at Department of Health and Social Care asking him to #GetMNDonTheList 👇 #Covid19 #MND

#OnThisDay 1974: Nationwide was in the Highlands, to speak with students at the smallest school in Britain - both of them. This is lovely.

TELEGRAPH FRONT: Pilot survives crash in home-made Nazi plane #TomorrowsPapersToday

Belgian man parks in garage 6cm wider than his car

just witnessed an ice cream man’s funeral and all the ice cream vans came and followed in solidarity I AM SOBBING

You snivelling hypocrite Gary Neville . When have you ever questioned Abramovich’s involvement in English football? You, the Premier League and Sky Sports have ridden the gigantic inflated wage wave built largely on the back of his widescale looting of Russia’s industrial asset base.

This is fantastic PR for UK LTD as Volodymyr Zelensky lands at Orly airport in UK government plane.

Deconstruct the police employ a recruitment agency change the criteria for applicants. Employ people who are capable of doing what it says on the tin. Forget Political correctness. Forget traffic revenue collection. Build crime fighters not gas lighters. Forget Diversity its crap

The pipsqueak Torsten Bell has been very quiet today. I can’t think why…..