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Joe Markham

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Fee fi/fo fum, these are the pronouns of an Englishman.

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It is ridiculous that the King, who is also the head of the Church of England, isn't issuing an Easter message. That alone is a poor decision, however, the fact he delivered one for Eid and not for Easter is basically the establishment saying 'fuck it, Islam has won'.

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For anyone opposing Trumps' comments, probably worth considering that the bloodthirsty dictatorship he's referring to actually do want 'entire civilizations to die' and have been actively working at that goal for 50 years. Trump, meanwhile, is going to hit the regime hard, yes,

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It's interesting, when Iran spends 47 years funding proxy wars, massacres, terrorism, enslaving and oppressing its own people and most specifically trying to obtain nuclear weapons which it openly says it will use against Israel, people like Owen Jones say nothing. When

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In Argentina, Milei reduced inflation from 211% to below 30% in 2 years and still falling. He secured the first budget surplus in 14 years. He halved the poverty rate and presides over the highest growth in Latin America. In El Salvador, Bukele reduced the murder rate by 97%

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If he makes a deal, they'll say he was outplayed, if he doesn't make a deal, they'll say he's starting WW3 (lefties must surely have 'Trump WW3' as a shortcut on their phones by this point, along with 'LITERALLY HITLER' and 'Orange!'). You can't win over simpletons, don't try.

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Given the Iranian dictators have been threatening to destroy multiple civilizations for 50 years, what should happen to them? Seriously, because basically if the US doesn't bring them to justice, they not only won't face it ever, but they will ACTUALLY destroy civilizations.

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THIS. And before you shout 'yay!', it's worth remembering the only reason we don't need mandatory military service across Europe, huge increases in defence spending etc is because of America. If they walk away, we're fucked.

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Wait so Trump didn't nuke 90 million people? I must say I'm incredibly surprised. Nobody could've seen this outcome coming...

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I do and always will support the Falklands being British (because they are and have never been Argentinian), but if I lived there I can't deny I'd be slightly tempted to be governed by Milei over Starmer.

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Boomers used the system they inherited to their advantage. Literally not one of us would do anything different. You'll buy a house if it's affordable, claim a pension if it's offered, retire when you can and that's a GOOD THING. The problem is the system has been fucked up so the

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I hope the Trump post is a serious game changer, which it might well be. Whether it is or not is irrelevant, his actions here will bring about more good than people realise. People in Europe may feel it at the petrol pumps, but to millions it could well be peace and liberation.

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The new government in Hungary will inevitably try and charge Orban with something, civil or criminal and attempt a jail term for him. Because that's what the left do, they lock up their political opponents while screaming that the right want to lock up their political opponents.

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It is almost inconceivable how badly Starmer has played this situation with Iran and Trump. I mean obviously Starmer is a fucking idiot, but surely he has better minds in the military/intelligence spheres advising him?!

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I'll just put this out there for the people who think Trump doesn't know what he's doing; so in the past few days, at least 172 ships changed direction and headed immediately to US ports to get oil because of his blockade. Each of them capable of carrying HUGE amounts of oil and

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On Saturday morning, a woman in her twenties was raped outside Epsom Methodist Church on Ashley Road. She had left a nightclub; she was followed by a group of men; the attack took place between two and four in the morning, in the heart of a market town in Surrey that most of the

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IF it transpires that Starmer wasn't told about Mandelson, or at least that that's the 'official line', he MAY be able to slip out of yet another definite resigning matter. I'm not sure if this works for or against us (his opponents) though. If he survives this scandal, he

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Let me tell you how I believe Restore will go forward as a party; So at the moment they have a decent membership and are doing pretty well in the polls. That's all well and good and is very much the easy bit. No specific manifesto apart from a few dozen tweets by Rupert Lowe

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If this is the actual result, obviously it's amazing and an absolute political earthquake, but it also means a hung parliament. Even if Plaid, Labour, Lib Dem's and Greens entered into a coalition, they'd still only have a majority of one seat. And obviously reform, even with the