So Elon Musk bought Twitter to save humanity. So to save humanity we must destroy Twitter? Got it!

Danielle Smith Dr Jordan B Peterson Seriously?! The Premier of Alberta is taking advice from Jordan Peterson?!!! #FireTheUCP

Forget about the rights of sick kids, or anyone else, the fact that Alberta now has a parliamentary secretary for “civil rights”, but only for the rights of the unvaccinated says all you need to know about the priorities of Danielle Smith. You can’t make this shit up. #ableg

Another #RedDeer driver that doesn’t believe in snow brushes.

Cassidy Hutchinson. Wow. #hero

So, we're getting an internal investigation into emails that confirm the premier did what she: ● promised to do in her leadership campaign, ● later bragged about, ● then pinned on her Attorney General, ● then pinned on her staffer. Do I have that right?

Fucking Trudeau….

I’m so sick of this shit. If you call yourself pro-life and care more about easy access to a weapon than the lives of students, of children, of innocent people going about their days… You’re not fucking pro-life.

Hey NHL your dynamic board ads are great - but super distracting when they are flailing around during play. Would be nice to ease those back a bit

We simply cannot let her become our actual premier

.@AbDanielleSmith No wonder Cabinet meeting to declare State of Emergency had to wait till this evening. While thousands of Albertans are evacuated, fearing of losing everything they own, Danielle is at a splendid Calgary UCP fundraiser. Let them eat cake! #ableg #yyc #ABfire

It is less lonely in my corner. This is why I’m urging progressive conservatives to LEND their vote this time to ⁦Rachel Notley⁩ “Why prominent Alberta conservatives are supporting Rachel Notley.” #abvote #ableg #Yyc apple.news/AJ3XdzeWVQ2Wg1…

I was honoured tonight to whole-heartedly endorse Rachel Notley to be the next Premier of Alberta. Her economic plan makes sense. Her integrity is what this province needs. Our future, our economy and our global reputation is at stake.

.@AbDanielleSmith attracted another deplorable. UCP candidate in Calgary-Fish Creek, Myles McDougall, says “Black Albertans don’t want education, don’t want to raise their children, and live in a ‘ghetto culture’. This is who they are. #abvote #yyc timesofasia.ca/breaking-news/…

“Conservatives, under my leadership, are the workers’ party. We are the party of the working class.” Complete BS! Poilievre’s policies, like Trump’s, would make life worse for workers, not better. It’s time for the NDP to aggressively reclaim this crown. calgarysun.com/opinion/column…

Heh. Still works. Figured Twitter would be dead by now.

BREAKING: In a stunning leak, JD Vance is found to be calling for a federal response to stop women from traveling from red states to blue states to receive reproductive healthcare. Retweet so all Americans hear this devastating leak.

Dear Elon Musk if you truly did not intend to do THAT salute, the reasonable thing is to say “oh goodness I did not mean to do that. Sorry that it resembles that in the moment.” Not that hard, eh?

Martin, with precisely zero provocation, Trump said a year ago that he intended to “annex Canada” and make it the 51st state by applying “economic pressure;” - He imposed lifted, increased, decreased, re-imposed and repeatedly threatened tariffs on everything imported from