Just like, don’t do heroin.

Delete this kim Louisiana bout to light you up

me in 4th grade with all my webkinz

Me? A dumbass? Most definitely.

you hit one curb and they swear you can’t drive

Sometimes I’ll look up at the sun just to get a good sneeze in.

Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same

self worth major key

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Happy February 28th, go to church.

Never forget when this broad came up to me at the door and yelled at me cuz she didn’t want to pay the $10 cover

Adam Levine drama is boring, but finding out he sexts like he's 17 and hasn't ever fucked is funny