Lol. 👏🏽

My new drag name: Maxine Mandate. She’s a trucker.

⁦Jessica Chastain⁩ #sagawards Winner! Happiest surprise ever.

Taking myself on a little date to the movies tonight. Hope this little tramp puts out.

GM to everyone. Except the slags who linked here from my #grindr profile. There’s no OF link, or public pics of my weenie or bum hole! . . . yet.

If anyone knew how I treat and speak to my #Siri I’d be in JAIL real quick.

God, I just adore Jessica Chastain I’m proud to be a long time #Chastainiac ? Lol #oscarwinner

Friday the 13th - always a disgusting reminder that I DID NOT lose my virginity at my haunted summer camp. No one wanted my queeny little teen peen. Sigh. #FridayThe13th #virginityChallenge #heisrisenFromTheLake #JasonVoorhees

HAHAHHAA Sophia Pierson

It’s GOAT o’clock!! Let’s GO!! Serena Williams #Wimbledon2022 #serena

Best moment of #Wimbledon so far. :)) Venus Williams

At Costco waiting in line for my three hotdogs like:

As a lifelong #iasip fan, this is awesome! Congrats kaitlin olson !!!

What an honour to be there tonight. Goodbye to the greatest. Serena Williams National Bank Open

If #twitter starts charging for #verificationbadges, just remember I got mine the old fashioned way - SELLING MY SOUL IN HOLLYWOOD. #worthit

#StephanieHsu !!!!!!! So happy!! #EEAAO #OscarNominations2023

Why is Stanislas Wawrinka never talked about in terms of the “Big Four(five)”? Both him and Murray have 3 Majors. And Stan’s majors are more varried. Guy deserves more credit. #atp #tennis2023

Why is TSN NOT broadcasting leylahfernandez 's DC match right now? She's having an amazing tourny. There are three separate clip shows on, and you're replaying a men's match from yesterday? #tsn #tennis #wta