When I die I want Jon Jones to lower me into my grave, so he can let me down one last time. #UFC200

This is my favourite episode of The Celebrity Apprentice ever. #debates #PresidentialDebate #trump

Al Qaeda doesn't have to do anything anymore but just sit back and watch America implode on its own. Every empire falls. #Elections2016

Work's way more fun when old friends come to your class. Always an honour w/ world famous human movement specialist Dr. Andreo Spina.

Prince, George Michael, David Bowie, Leonard Cohen-if I were Elton John I would celebrate NYE in the hospital just to be on the safe side.

A 200lb man who couldn't last 48 seconds vs a 135lb woman? Tell me more what you think of Ronda as a fighter. Talk less/train more. #ufc207

If you're into MMA and got offended by a 67 year old actress it's because you secretly love her movies and watch them in the dark. Alone.

@TaliaSmith96 do you have any pics?! :) what are they doing?

Well, one of the most technical strikers currently in MMA is a 115 pound woman. From Poland. #ufc211

Something about the #Starbucks pastry upsell really comes across as the most genuine and least offensive of the long shot upsells.

Introducing the top new downloaded podcast on iTunes: The Fighter, The Kid, and The Yid. No, not actually. Brendan Schaub Bryan Callen

Ah Mayweather vs McGregor media tour clips on social media, killing all summer productivity in men across the world. What a time 2 be alive.

The fun continues from LAX --> YYZ Brendan Schaub. Couple of 1, 2 eating machines.

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist but the barista that served me decaf is right up there.

Any1 who memes/shares pic of DC crying = 100% embarrassment to their parents 4 all the things they never accomplished in their life. #ufc214

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Hey GSP, the middleweight division, that was a pretty wild scene. You'll never forget that.

In spite of what people think, having a "baby on board" sticker doesn't give you the right to not know how to drive properly.

youtu.be/3vz5_XrwreM #bjj #bjjlifestyle

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