Bear with him for a moment here... he may have a point.

I mean... 😂

Chat, you can just make cheese moats. They can't stop you.

You're cool, sure. But are you about to read Travel By Star by Plain Runner ?

Hell hath no fury like an Inkling's scorn

You can just read Lonesome Dove. No one's stopping you.

Jesus did have a line about us doing greater works

I don't care about Apple+ acquiring Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere stories

You heard the bowling pin. Go buy a book or six.

One of the greatest flying scenes ever created

"You Are My Sunshine" but it's about eating the skin fresh off a hot Costco rotisserie chicken because you lack the basic self control to make it the 45 minute drive home

Joel Cunnings Fellas, why aren't you wormmaxxing?

If "well-mannered prom group at Chick-fil-A" doesn't shout American South, I don't know what does.

"My good duck, once lost, is lost forever"

Praise the Lord. This is one of my favorite more recent books, and pro tip on it, the audiobook is a rare case where the format allows it to be a true upgrade on the print version!

Moan?

So unbelievably cool.

"Give me a harp and I will sing!" In this essay I will detail how Tolkien was a precursor to emocore.