Trump supporters be like “The election was rigged,” without a shred of evidence and law suits getting thrown out of court left and right, and in the face of sufficient evidence of Trump’s rapes and sexual misconducts “iT’s NevEr beEn PrOvEn iN coUrT.”

How much would it cost to put Donald J. Trump in a The White House film set, tell him it’s real & that he’s still the president, and then film it/ stream it Truman Show style? That’s a GoFundMe I could get behind.

New tv show idea: Taylor Swift takes a page out of Mayor Guy Fieri’s book and visits unknown songwriters.

I just overheard “You can’t buy ammo [at walmart] anymore. That’s the Biden-Effect.” Donald J. Trump is so useless his own base has forgotten he’s still president.

I think it’s time to make chess boards longer - add a couple more rows of squares. Ever since Netflix’s #QueensGambit these Grand Masters are getting a little cocky.

Did we ever figure who the masked guy was that used to reveal all the magician’s secrets back in the 90s? Did he die, did all the angry magicians “make him disappear”?

The difference between the news having bias and perpetuating a conspiracy are massive. Conspiracists hear their dog got taken to a farm upstate and assume mom & dad are actually secret agents that had George Soros blow up the dog so they could get a lifetime supply of Big Macs.

Does anyone else ever get sad when they remember they are ineligible to become a knight? I really want to be a knight, and I have no explanation for this desire.

Whatever they’re paying #SteveKornacki, they should double it. This guy gets me so hyped for elections.

Joy cometh in the morning.

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

#DonaldTrump is gonna have to dust off his old Xanga blog to vent his feelings from now on. #ByeDon

Every so often I ask google if the queen is still alive. She always is and I’m always surprised. #thequeen

Same goes for @spotify. If you can’t afford the artists who draw in your subscribers you don’t deserve their art.

A bar keeping my card when I start a tab doesn’t guarantee that I’ll close out my tab. It does guarantee that I will forget my card at the bar, leave, and not realize I screwed up until I try to pay for Panda Express the next day.

I just realized popped polo collars are gonna come back into style, and I’m already cringing for those lost souls

I finally have a post start doing well on #TikTok, and the whole site crashes. This my luck. #tiktokisdown

The Sunshine Protection Act is immensely important. Most Americans only have time to get ready & go to work in the mornings. The only time to enjoy the sun is after work. Standard Time makes this impossible 1/3 - 1/2 of the year. Sign this ⁦President Donald J. Trump⁩ ! reddit.com/r/politics/com…

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