Oh ffs... can’t wait for that Ryan Reynolds fella to make a tik tok commentary about this one

Neil Warnock has retired from management. In tribute to the GOAT, here are his best moments👇 (THREAD 🧵)

BT Sport clearly don’t realise that these are the exact scenes that we DO want to see

Graeme Souness at his Graeme Sounessing best, only it’s in paper form and in The Times Pogba’s second on his talking points for United being a “car crash of a club” since Fergie left

Criminal behaviour from BeReal to be putting the notification at 10am after a Saturday night

Who remembers that rule about a substantial meal to have a bev? What a load of bollocks that was

The Barclays.

Season has now resorted to supporting Wolves

Genuinely wondering if there’s anyone out there that waits to watch the footy and find out results on Match of the Day? Can’t imagine not checking the scores constantly throughout the day if I can’t watch it or someone telling me score updates

for every person you see on someone’s shoulders at a festival, spare a thought for the person fighting for their life below

Started to measure inflation by the cost of my trim… bring an extra fiver just in case now

Part and parcel of being a sibling… Being introduced like “this is Ben/Dan Hooke’s brother” - spare me the trouble Noah

Getting extremely bored of this wall-to-wall “how do they stop Haaland?” coverage

Hahahahahahah what the hell, this guy used to be my primary school PE teacher 10 years ago

Final year and final semester of university. One of these needed.

Lampard on MNF = Come and get me plea

This Arsenal City yawn-fest is purely a result of Pep and Pep’s regen

Jude Bellingham has me like a kid again. What boots is he wearing? Get me a shirt with his name on the back. How does he wear his kit? Can’t get enough of him

Chairman's Statement #BarnetFC🐝

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