Three weeks is a long time.

A Video on Boris Johnson

The thing about going to Plan B is that you can't actually fight a virus by just knocking it long to Andy Carroll

Goal scorers in today’s 8-4 win vs Barton United charles 2 Kinane 2 Charlie 1 Will McEachran 1 Jack W 🇧🇼 1 Jack heap 1 #upthescran

3-1 winners against a solid @BanburyUtdDev side. Dan Savin, Kinane and KC with the goals. Roll on next week

‘David Shinola’ 😂 Declan Rice

This flag out in #Lyon this morning deserves its own tweet! Well played & credit to Louis Baker for its creation! Big game, huge game tonight…. TNT Sports 1 at 8.15pm for West Ham United vs Olympique Lyonnais for a place in the UEFA Europa League Semi Final! tntsportsfootball #WHUOL

Frankfurt flights ✅

Deary deary me

You gave us our first NUMBER 1 with Skinty Fia in both the UK and in Ireland. Thanks to all who went out and got it. Thanks to everyone we work with. Love ye x 🙏

My gaffer 🫡

West Ham losing their first 3 games to then go and sign Scamacca and Paqueta to win the league x.com/tony_goodfello…

When your mum says there’s still some pigs in blankets left

Farewell, Craig Dawson

When you think Spanish football can’t get any lower….