psychiatric evaluation? i'm not reading all of that sweetie

Smiling as I fall down the stairs

been having so much fun lately blocking people for anything and everything

Hatred is a beginner emotion

"and if my eyes could speak every word would be about you about the curves of your lips and the dimples on your cheeks and the way your hair would fall into your eyes and how your eyelashes brush the tips of your cheeks and how I'd want to hold your face gently in my hands"

wait maybe that wasn't me being totally awesome and i actually shouldn't have done that

wait you're telling me the way to make it big on twitter is to just have a terrible sleep schedule??

don't worry honey the joe biden Bratz doll can't hurt you the joe Biden Bratz doll:

me if I was a waiter with timothee chalamet on my mind 24/7: hey tim, oh three? i will bring you to your table, i shall..... i may

night

Objectively correct NFL Twitter fanbase tier list

I have so many leftover Steam Game Keys 🪄 Like + RT + Comment some games you want 👇 If I have one in my stash, I'll DM you 📩

MLB The Show '26 is HERE 😤 We're celebrating the release by giving away FREE codes! Repost and reply for your chance to win a copy for your console 🎮

RT if your team is in the Sweet 16 🔁 Regionals are set - lock in your tickets 🔒 #MarchMadness 👉 on.ncaa.com/March-Madness-…

to celebrate baseball (finally) coming back this week, i’m giving away one custom baseball jersey sweatshirt!!! any team, any jersey, any player 🫶 to enter: must be following me like & rt comment what player you want!! ends at 11:59pm march 31st, open internationally!!

at the movie theater and got a power outage. didn't even take a minute for people to start air balling jokes🫩🫩🫩

there's a doc in the comments about this guy and wow he is a terrible person. like not even medium bad but grime under the fingernails of earth kinda bad

1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇 Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️

Bring back family homes & babies in Tomodachi Life : Living the Dream - Sign the Petition! c.org/vCYCfNhqb2 via Change.org