Reckon Alex should knock him clean out, revive him then fold him again

Your the man Alex 👊🏼

Is no one else dying of hayfever I'm an absolute wreck me, one flower comes near me and I'm a gonna

If ya gunna have a song in your head all day it might as well be KI KI DO YOU LOVE ME you're welcome

Why's it feel like a sauna outside man

Dno why people lie about little things man not even worth it aha

Fucking Mrs Springet😂😂

More buzzin for couple of weeks off and recovering with a massive Christmas dinner then anything else aha that's getting me through this week

What an absolutely fucking wank day man signin offf

Heads about to explode, still a bit wobbly, starving is an understatement, Merry Christmas 👋🏼

Little bit disappointed that I didn't get lynx Africa this year if I'm honest.

As if someone's been on a shopping spree tapping away with my card, must of had a mental night, £23 in maccies as well fat bastard aha😂

Who left a welly boot there?! 😂😂

Few horrors on Netflix that look sick, fuck watching them on my own tho I'm not a madman, il wait

Il give it to people who have swam with sharks ballsy af, you wouldn't catch me in the water looking like a fucking ready meal

Just a quick one, whyyy the fuck is it snowing

Highlight of my day working on and old people's homes roof and Jakub goes through a bedroom ceiling 👏🏼😂

i still bump 90's & 2000's r&b like it just dropped ... it will forever be a vibe

Apart from getting stung by a big fuck off wasp the size of a small pigeon, todays been alright I'd say

don't correct me or tell me it doesn't make sense when we text just roll with it we both know I can't spell, man read it again init😅👍🏼