Joe Carey (@joecareyrocks) 's Twitter Profile
Joe Carey

@joecareyrocks

Life’s short. Dress like an action figure.

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What the fresh hell. This is REAL. Filmed in 1958- about a conman who grifts a small town of suckers into building a wall. History not subtle enough for you? GUESS THE GRIFTER'S NAME (And watch until the end)

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✖️ The latest #KC news from PitchStreet ✖️ What happens when you invite a crew of photographers to KC Fashion Week? 📷: @k_reckd, Joe Carey, @stevensdslr #kcfw #kcfw19 #kcmo #kcfashion #fashionweek #ourpitch… #kansascity #kc

✖️ The latest #KC news from <a href="/PitchStreet/">PitchStreet</a> ✖️  What happens when you invite a crew of photographers to <a href="/kc_fashionweek/">KC Fashion Week</a>?
📷: @k_reckd, <a href="/joecareyrocks/">Joe Carey</a>, @stevensdslr 
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Someday I’m gonna make a coffee table book featuring the texts I receive from @steverold . . . #discountstephenmerchant #discountchrispratt #starlord @ Kansas City, Missouri instagram.com/p/BxklyHTh3co/…

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Hunting “Antifa” is like searching for the real Santa Claus... You’re gonna find a lot of mall Santas then end up sorely disappointed. #blacklivesmatter #antifabuses

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They killed a cop by beating him with a fire extinguisher and it really goes to show that blue lives matter was never about honoring the police force, but about silencing the black lives matter movement

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There have been more actors who have played “The Doctor” on Doctor Who than there have been black US Senators. But go on about how there’s no systemic racism.

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Just want to point out that the best picture winner (as well as 6 other Oscars) had a dildo Kung Fu fight scene... And a butt plug fight scene... Two separate scenes. It earned every single award it won. Congrats Daniels!

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When he bragged about sexual assault, they moved the line. Invited Russia to send Hillary’s emails, they moved the line again. When he mocked a disabled reporter, called women dogs, disparaged a POW, attacked a Gold Star family & insulted a military widow, they moved the line

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I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!! #rickmobile #rickandmorty #getschwifty #existenceispain @ Bier… instagram.com/p/BU4vGbsFREV/

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I hate that I have to wait a week in between episodes of "The Handmaid's Tale", but the prequel is interesting enough. #SessionsTestimony

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Civil War WWII Korean War Cold War We are going through America's Boss Rush with Trump being the End Guy #ImpeachTrump #MAGA #videogames

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My son pointed at his groinal region during a diaper change, and I said “yeah buddy, that’s your wiener”, to which he replied “penis”... So I guess we know who wears the maturity pants in this relationship.