The basement in the White House sure is nice. I keep circling back here.

Come on man!

That pen really wore me out today next time I’m switching to crayons.

Good morning from the White House basement.

What is a Reddit?

What executive orders should I sign today? Maybe one that requires a nap.

I can’t say anything about the stonks because those guys send me and Barry money every week. Sorry!

What?

If anyone asks Jen Psaki I get 20% now that I’m the big big guy.

Good morning to everyone but mostly hedge fund managers that send me money.

I’m calling a lid for the next 4 years.

Somebody call Jill and have her bring me some ice cream before my nap.

I love executive orders! And naps!

Good morning to everyone being suppressed by Wall Street and big government. Aren’t you so happy you voted for me?

Remember folks 10 masks is better than 9.

I also pooped on the Oval Office floor.

I got lost in the White House basement again.

The only plan I have is an ice cream plan.

Has anyone seen my sons laptop?

Biden 👇 Trump 👇