Too true it hurts x.com/mattholttips/s…

Putting money on 'simple wins' isn't as easy as I first thought...clearly misjudged how bad #AFC and #LFC are

#RogueOne was a great film...but I'm not sure it was worth missing the #THFCvCFC match! Unbelievable! What a result! #COYS #THFC #delealli

In Poch we trust #COYS x.com/bbcmotd/status…

Ok...I've come to accept that i seriously suck at betting on #football and I genuinely believe I'm a bad luck curse to any team I do bet on

Haven't seen #Spurs play in such a lacklustre way for a long time...the grass growing on the pitch is more interesting than the match #FACup

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I wish emails to lecturers had 'read' notifications on them to tell if they haven't seen it or are just flat out ignoring it

Totnes to Portsmouth in 8hrs30min #newrecord - I got from Exeter to Morzine (French Alps)...and back...in less time than than

Great challenge by Nadal there. Straight out of the 'f*ck it why not' draw.

#FedererNadal what a match, nail biting to the death. Roger Federer is an undeniable legend #GOAT

Bored of all this uni work now... get me to a warm, sunny country where I can play golf all day

After all the other results today...for the love of god Tottenham Hotspur please don't drop points today #COYS #TOTMID

What a game #ENGvWAL

Sutton have had chances. You know if Arsenal defended like this every week, then...actually, no, they do defend like this most weeks.

I want Sutton to score right now more than I have wanted any team (inc. Spurs) in any match for a long time #SUFCvAFC #FACup

Harry Kane the difference between the two teams.

I can't imagine University of Southampton having these issues 👀 x.com/jacob0994/stat…

Seriously though - the perfect dog right there