You all started it and we fucking finished it.

Gas would be so much cheaper if Donald Trump hadn't raped children with Jeffrey Epstein

This Straight of Hormuz shit is going to be the hardest AP history exam in 20 years

“The problem with socialism is you eventually run out of other peoples money.” Sweetie we’re $38 trillion in debt under capitalism

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

White ppl don't want Black kids to have access to it.

George Washington believed that vaccinating his troops against smallpox was the key to winning the Revolutionary War and our independence. A founding father from 250 years ago had a better understanding of science and military readiness than Pete Hegseth.

Well anyways, Donald Trump is a pedophile.

For a factual recap of what really happened tonight, stay tuned for the Iranian LEGO movie.

Hard to push back against the idea that it was staged when conservatives are out talking about how fun it was for them

American assassins when its School kids. Donald Trump

"The attempt on my life has left me in need of a ballroom."

a boomer is anyone born before me. a zoomer is anyone born after me. i stand alone, the one true millenial chungus

we gotta make sure this specific frame gets into future history curriculums

Trump has two priorities: Stay out of Prison Take as much money as possible That's all his Presidency is about. The rest is BS.