sorry i was late to work boss, the Mossad turned off my alarms

Isaiah Stewart explained why he hopped in the Pistons-Hornets scuffle despite being on the bench (via Nick Carboni, WCNC Charlotte)

Just saw someone who i graduated highschool with have his second kid. Last night i drank 6 beers and played 2k till 12am and showed up to work 6 minuets late.

listening to midwest emo makes me feel like i’m a JUCO baseball player in 2006

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

Paul skenes is a dawg

WE FUCKING DID IT I LOVE NEBRASKA WE ARE WINNING IT ALL

All pride in my bracket leaving the millisecond I see a 16 seed leading early in the 1st half:

Siena please

holy shit

baseball

BRANDON LOWE

Brandon Lowe hits the first home run of the 2026 season! #OpeningDay

Send Oneil Cruz to the sun.

any serious organization would never let Oneil Cruz play CF again

Thank you baseball for giving autistic people a chance to relate to the world

Opening Debut.

There's still time to jump on the bandwagon

konnor griffin my goat