Just returned to the Tesco cashpoint where I (unsuccessfully) "withdrew" £100 (forgot to take my cash). Manager just informed me no cameras face the machine.... Surely one of these must 😂

The purity and kindness of children never ceases to delight.

SAY CHEESE!

Good morning, Cheesebags! What is everyone doing with their Sunday?

So, what is your favourite cheese?

Merlin knows how to live!

Would you please join me in wishing my step daughter, Savanna, a happy 15th Birthday! It's been an absolutely pleasure watching her grow into a kind and lovely young woman.

Joe Bangles CBE Cheddar 🧀

I'm convinced one of this generation's biggest blunders is letting a well-intentioned, often noble, desire for inclusivity steamroll objective facts and logical reasoning. We're letting unchallenged beliefs and self-identification trump reality. The knee-jerk fear of being

While I'm having a rant, here's another thought: Has our obsession with filming everything birthed generations of phone-wankers? There’s little more sickening than watching someone in distress – a mugging, an accident – only to see twenty phones appear, not twenty helping

Good morning, cheesebags! Hope you all have an amazing Thursday.

Check this bad boy out Joe Bangles CBE, it’s a beauty, and it tastes superb with red onion chutney. Thank me later!

A lovely get well soon gift 🎁 received today - a cheese gift box from Made In Oldstead - absolutely brilliant 👏 🧀 FYI Joe Bangles CBE, it included: - Old Winchester (Wiltshire) - Winslade (Hampshire) - Young Buck (Northern Ireland) Lovely crackers & chutney too 😋

The best birthday pressie, ever.

In London with my 3 brothers helping move my twin sister into her new place..... Gas emergency so can't get into her old place to move.....

I've never been a cheese snob and I believe *all cheeses have their place. Halloumi is an easy cheese to make and often gets a bad wrap but I think halloumi is a classic and great for burgers and BBQs *cottage cheese and casu marsu are the two exceptions.

A pre-bed cheese sandwich is in order.

This could be huge!

IT'S TAKEN ME 5 YEARS.... BUT I'VE ONLY GONE AND GOT STEPHEN KING'S FAVOURITE CHEESE!

Take note James Blunt, I get them all in the end!