Gma: what have u kids been up to? *sis brags about her new job* Gma: Neat! How about u, Zach? Me: I banged some chick who looked just lik— *my mom drags me out of the room by the nape of the neck* Mom: WHY? Why do u always have to one-up your loser siblings in front of grandma

Don’t get me no sad shit for Christmas and don’t record me getting no sad shit for Christmas

the biceeeeee

Coach O calls Nick Saban before the #CFBPlayoff

The amount of girls who walk around the city the day after Christmas with their new Canada Goose’s, even though its the warmest day of the winter, never surprises me

why do u girls not be saying shit just staring into the camera on IG for 45 seconds tilting your head 2 degrees every 10 seconds that shit is demonic

Neck on Bourbon Street? Is this Heaven?

Patrick Kane’s 1,000th Point Tribute is the best thing you’ll watch all year

Our King.

A big night for the ⁦Army Hockey⁩ Firsties as they find out where they will be going after Graduation.It’s great to see the Supe supporting the guys. #PostNight #AHF

Looks like a clean trip to me

This guy is such a joke

You should be flying on your NBA private plane if youre 6’7

Lets goooooo

Cousin Ryan comes to Boca Del Vista. Arrives at 1:00am. Great flight until somebody vomits on the door of the plane on the way out. He has to run out from the back door. He really wants to be the new Frankie.

OH MY GOD. MIKE PORTNOY (Dave’s dad) HAS SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AT DAYTONA x.com/stoolpresident…

FRANCO WINS THE SHOOTOUT!!! #GOARMY

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The Storm Chasers are magic. Thanks boys @_rone CALEB PRESSLEY Storm Chasers