BREAKING: #MUFC have confirmed they have reached an agreement to re-sign Cristiano Ronaldo.

J lingz

Fuck Boris

Blowing up Russians in Lonsdale creps

The most popular places to watch the Cheltenham festival.

#Onthisday in 2019, England won the World Cup for the first time in an unforgettable game at Lord's

Ask her to join the mile high club in the bogs

That cannot tickle.

Who wants to see a 95th Minute winner from new boy Sam in yesterday’s game against Mulbarton FC (Men’s)….of course you do 🔴⚪️

SOHAM TOWN RANGERS 1-5 ELY CITY

Here's how the Robins won it right at the end! Alex Brown with the free kick! 🔴⚪️

Full-Time Thetford Town 0 Ely City 2. Another 3 points for the Robins🔴⚪️

ELY CITY 2-1 NEWMARKET TOWN, Ely hold on to knock out higher division Newmarket. A very good all round performance from Ely. Joe Brannan was the sponsors man of the match but it could have been given to any of the Ely Lads

Full-Time Walsham Le Willows 1 Ely City 3. Goals scored by Lawal, Brown & Friend 🔴⚪️

Full-Time and it finished Ely City 2 Harleston Town 0 Goals scored by Alex Kerr and Tom Stoker. Everyone would like to wish Tatum Cartner a speedy recovery after he was stretchered off during the second half 🔴⚪️

24/25✅ 1 goal, plenty of cleanos and 1 dislocated finger😂 Disappointing end to a great season with a special group of lads Ely City FC ❤️

90+4 FULL TIME Haverhill Rovers 1 - 2 Ely City

47; OH MY GOD… GOAL FOR ELY…. Handball inside Ely’s half, Brannan hits it early, he sails long over the reaching keeper and in from 60 yards!!!!