Conservatives: “stop buying coffee and save your money if you ever want to own a starter house.” Also Conservatives: “Go into debt to buy a wrist whirligig that does 1 of 5,000 things your phone does.”

2024: a year in space MEGA THREAD 🧵🪡🌌

President Joe Biden has “absolute immunity” for “official acts.”

is @ElonMusk lying about being good at video games?

Quislings.

Here’s a photo of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, plus Ganymede, the largest moon in the solar system. The craziest part? This photo was captured from my backyard. No space telescope needed!

My latest solar system composite photo illustrates something that can be difficult to visualize: the angular size of the planets. This is how “big” Mars is in the sky compared to Jupiter. It’s much closer, but much, much smaller. Captured with an 11” scope from my backyard.

Everyone at #USAID should just show up for work cuz that’s not a lawful order. Just ignore them, like it didn’t happen. What are they going to do, arrest you for working?

First musk. Now Steve Bannon. America. You have a nazi problem. I say this with no exaggeration.

This is the main problem with the post-truth online information ecosystem in a nutshell. A MAGA user claimed last night that Democratic politicians "Blinken, Rice Nuland and Vindman" had a conference call with Zelensky on his flight to Washington and advised him to "stand

Oh, hello traitors. I hope it’s always been a dream of yours to be well known. Because I’m going to make each and every one of you fucking famous.

I cannot stand watching Americans say they're willing to take some economic pain for the president. You're an AMERICAN. You don't serve a king, the president serves you. You're paying for that spoiled bitch's house and golf trips, and now you're willing to do more for him? No!

I couldn't sleep so I made this. I am so sorry Twitter.

Own goal. Embarrassing they can’t ever do math. @doge are the stupidest motherfuckers on earth.

Philotheist @marilynmaupin Judd Legum DataRepublican (small r) Oilfield Rando I ran the same query and got completely different results. Of contracts > $1M ending in 2024: - 30.5% had obligations < potential value - 69.3% were equal - 0.2% went over Furthermore, if we project "savings" using DOGE math (potential - obligations) on 1/1/2024...

Jackie in 1892: “Brought fresh donuts to the Carnegie Steel Company and their Pinkerton security across Homestead, Pennsylvania today to show support & thank them for their dedication & hard work. ⚡️”

Wow. I’m not sure enough people are talking about how badly Marjorie Taylor Greene was humiliated by a Holocaust and Ukraine expert today. He dismantled every one of her pro-Putin lies. Is Marjorie Taylor Greene really that fucking stupid?