So I came out the house at 5 am this morning to check if the car was frozen and I saw this bloke leaning on a wall with a walking stick I thought he must be out of breath just came out the door now at 6 40 and he's still there I shouted mate you alright then go no reply I walked…

As MPs debate assisted dying, here’s why having once supported it I now find it v hard to do so. I think state-sanctioned wrongful deaths will be inevitable.

When the right to die becomes the duty to die, who will step in to save those most at risk? theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Behind the scenes with Daniela Bianchi playing cricket on location at Lochgilphead, Argyll and Bute, Scotland during filming for From Russia With Love (1963) #JamesBond

Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬 So you just shoved it in the cutlery drawer and forgot about it. Great. Can't believe I paid an extra £3.50 for the hypoallergenic one. That's the last Christmas present you'll ever get from me.

She's clearly never been.

Rwanda Bill is probably just another one of Grant Shapps’ aliases.

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

When it’s Friday and you’re having a chippy tea

New! If you haven't already seen it elsewhere, here's our latest #TheApprentice video

For anyone who’s interested, Opera North is having a sale of costumes from 40 different productions. If you’ve ever fancied dressing as third spear-carrier, Rhine maiden or Sicilian rustic, now is your chance. It’s on 25/6 April in Leeds.

Please, everyone- Watch this and share to end #transphobia 😞🥰

Me looking back at the queue when I take the last sausage roll at Greggs

“This is a death potion for the river…”.

Steve Backshall has commissioned private analysis of water from the Thames, results are in & they are horrifying.
“Treat the water as though it is a biohazard.”
Further analysis & rage from Steve below & on Instagram (@ backshall.steve)

Oh no, this made me laugh too hard.

My editor actually made me cut a scene in which Voldemort misgendered a pixie. Too graphic.

I have good news and bad news.

What do these corporations have in common?

Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel

In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.

This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.

Here it is: my one-minute pitch to be Mayor of London, as broadcast on BBC One. Yes, this is real. #VoteBinface

Oops I did it again 🤭

#TotalSolarEclipse