fact: the most tiring and stressful human activity is trying to keep up a witty back and forth in the dm’s with someone you want to impress

last night i dreamt that Phil Lester got pregnant and that when he had the baby his body was snapped in half

FINE LINE . THE ALBUM . DEC 13

just a reminder to NOT GET TRUMP RE-ELECTED K THANKS!!

LOVE ON TOUR 2020.

LOVE ON TOUR 2020. American Express and UK/Ireland Store Presales begin Monday, November 18. Public onsales begin Friday, November 22. hstyles.co.uk/tour

🥎 MERCH 🥎

Fine Line, available everywhere at midnight.

20,000 RTS I DROP A NEW WATERPARKS ALBUM TODAY LESS THAN 20,000 RTS I DO NOT DROP A NEW WATERPARKS ALBUM TODAY

when AWSTEN KNIGHT is in the uk all he does is complain

A statement from Phillip

people attacking phillip schofield for ‘lying to his wife’ need to understand they're both victims of the same homophobic society that made him feel he had to hide who he was to survive. yes it’s sad for her, but it isn’t his ‘fault’ and he's courageous for doing the right thing.

FALLING. COMING FEB 28.

literally what did we talk about before the corona virus

She’s beautiful, sophisticated, hilarious, irreverent, punk rock, witty, hard-working, ever-growing, supportive, strong, and perfect. And...I married her. New Year’s Eve was the best night of my life. I’ll love you forever Deborah Dun vogue.com/slideshow/debb…

one year since coming out to the world i can say it was the best decision i’ve ever made. finally being honest with myself and accepted for who i am was a feeling of relief and freedom that completely changed my life. thank you.

i would like to formally apologise to @wilbursoot for being accused of looking like me - no one should have to go through something that horrible and upsetting

hey so can we not tweet fake screenshots of me saying slurs (even if you say its fake) please thanks

giving away a full set of the merch to 5 people that like & retweet this. here are some dumb photos to make you Like me