Would offer Rae some chips. But he ate them all.

Lightbulb goes off! Slides the half full can of Dr. Pepper. "I got this!"

Starts doing a chant of apologises that kind of just blur together. x.com/Acquiescext/st…

Lights a firecracker and throws it away to make a dramatic entrance. It doesn't pop. Yet another failure.

His pride has been hurt! Pulls out another firecracker and lights it quickly. Drops it, only for it to make a pitiful crack. /Sob/ - x.com/RESETTl/status…

Has failed as a friend. Drops to knees like Juliet when Romeo died. "Why has thou forsaken thee~?" Drinks Dr. Pepper as makeshift poison. x.com/Acquiescext/st…

That's not how the story goes, but /hey/. S o d a .

The redhead decides to act along, jumping in place in overreacted fear and excitement. "Oh god! That! Firecracker! Sure! Won't! Stop!" x.com/RESETTl/status…

Deadt. "I'd say I'm swimming with the fishes, but I'd like to think the fishes are swimming with me." Since when do deceased talk -- x.com/Acquiescext/st…

Waves noodle hacker arms around.

Looks left, then right. Hence not spotting anyone, he starts doing the choreography of TT. Please, end this suffering.

Slides in with a fedora propped on top of his head. Tips it like a gent...at his computer. "M'lady, tis been awhile."

THAT WAS A GUCCI HOUSEHOLD. OFFENDED GASP. x.com/SlayerofDaemon…

Picks it back up, only to put it on sideways. Now it looks even worse. "You can't stop fashion!" x.com/SlayerofDaemon…

Comes out in five fedoras. She's not tall enough to knock all /these/ bad boys - Insert villain laughter.

He shall now be known as ℱｅｄｏｒａ ｍａｎ．

Slides in, cat ears on. The fedora persona has been left because he does not plan on being an atheist soon. Nyas~.

Whines. "Han Jumin, you're just upset that me and Elly match more than you two do~!"