5 points in the bin in 2 games in the space of 5 mins injury time! No game management at all! Never look in control in any game, sack!

People who crash on a Friday afternoon are the scum of the earth!

City should start a new league with PSG, Newcastle and themselves. Get Lance Armstrong refereeing the games with Captain Tom Moores daughter on VAR

Sat in the waiting room at the vet and a lady just came walking in and goes “oh fuck, I’ve left the dog at home” 😂😂

Roy Keane’s reaction to Dynamo never gets old 😂

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 In England, you aren't allowed plastic bottle tops near your seat inside the stadium.. 🇦🇷 Meanwhile in Argentina...

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Make this man Prime Minister 🫡🇬🇧

welcome to the jungle Gilbert's got some grapes 😂😂😂

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Gave us nothing, manager is absolutely clueless couldn’t change his own boxers. Embarrassing is the only word for that performance.

Go on McTominay 👏🏻

Hey Keir Starmer, I believe western civilization is under threat from mass migration and a lack of integration by certain ethnic & cultural groups. I also think western civilization is under threat from leaders like you who hate your heritage and are ashamed of your ancestors.

Just 100 years ago, kids ran barefoot through fields, climbed trees, and came home at sunset covered in dirt and joy Now they’re inside all day on tablets, diagnosed with 3 disorders by age 8, and afraid of steak WTF happened

Crazy how it's considered normal to drop your kids off at daycare 5 days a week, 8 hours a day, just to drive to a job that pays for daycare, the car, and a home you're barely in. We're literally working to afford a life we hardly get to live.

If you click the channel and #predator is on it’s getting watched every time!

Girls: Have one of these in your bag wherever you go. You never know when you'll be struck with period pains etc. Be careful not to get any in your eyes though, it's almost like being pepper sprayed- which you MUSTN'T carry because that's illegal in the UK.

You can’t lose that game! You just can’t. Embarrassing doesn’t cover it. The set up is all wrong but Amorim won’t change it because he said he’s a stubborn bastard. #mufc