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Nat'l bourbon day. Yes, my life is still that way.

Will someone please explain this #fastandfurious thing, I only saw Tokyo Drift.

Happy FukuBurgerLA!

I'm in the apple donut hole, must upgrade to Lion to get out of mobileme. Mountain Lion is just out my my reach...

just listened to a whole #hannibalburress album in my sleep. Now every sentence i think is followed with a punchline that is poignant too l

Pulled over on the way back from In-n-Out drive through. Ate all fries while ticket was written up. They wouldn't have been fresh later.

Today is brought to me by the letter i. #ikea and #ironchefamerica. Why would anyone do homework when procrastination is so fun!?

Comedians that aren't defending rape jokes take to Twitter: tnat.in/ce6m8 Katie Halper

Apparently being a jackass-audience-member is a new way to solicit rape. Don't think you are getting away with just wearing tight clothing.

Love when I click a link on reddit expecting a meme and it's an actual article.

I find there is little that listening to #themiseducationoflaurynhill won't get one through.

Cleaned out the purse today, found a hole in the lining that meant my purse has been taking a percentage of my change for itself.

You better watch the debate, or you will understand 0% of your facebook wall.

Tried to follow up a The Home Depot rebate. It was rejected. Then googled "Home Depot Rebate Scam." The only way I can cut them is through tweet

Can I delete this later?

Live tweeting the maclando toilet replacement. Drilling masonry anchors. Bit number 2

Plumbin'

Concerned peanut gallery. She's been like this for 15 minutes

Amazed at what I will do for #ingress