70% of Americans believe Roe v. Wade should remain the law of the land. Retweet if you're one of them.

Nope, not drunk at all.

If Roe v. Wade falls, make no mistake: it could pave the way for the nationwide abortion ban that Republicans have been after for decades. Even when the mother's life is at risk. Even in cases of rape and incest. Codifying Roe can't wait.

I carried an assault weapon throughout my 23 years in the Army. I know what they can do to a human body—and they don't belong on the streets of America. We need a ban on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines.

Retweet if you believe we need a nationwide ban on assault weapons.

Damn, some of us just call him Marco Rubio.

I would watch 9 seasons of this.

Follow eco sister this is her video

Stool Sample will forever be my go-to “clean” snarky nickname for anyone from now on.

When will Chicago Bears remove GHS from their jerseys? Ever!

I would call this Combat Yoga

So true. So funny!!!

Love hearing Jason Benetti call the Purdue Men's Basketball game tonight!! #bestofbothworlds

When you’re talking about great comic strip characters, I’m coming to the table with Opus and Bill the goddamn Cat.

Loved him. So sad.

Going to sleep tonight for the first time in 16 years without our pug hogging the blankets. I am wrecked.

Me as various Succession characters — and one in particular — complained about their lot during the finale: