cereal tastes better late at night instead of for breakfast x.com/canslers36/sta…

“What’s it like being a parent at a young age?” Me:

if my man doesn’t appreciate sunsets and sunrises like I do then he actually isn’t my man

my fav president is Been Jammin' Freak Mon

We have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount of confidence to the point of arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount of common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

there’s a man working in the car dealership that looks just like Murr and i’m high key disappointed it’s not actually him

-Hey - *clears throat* WHADDUPPP IM SEBASTIAN

Fazolis ** are you even Italian or are you an.... impasta

it’s finally fuzzy sock szn 🙌🏼

turned on the tv & a comedy show was on making fun of special needs kids..someone PLZ tell me where the humor is in that ?? have some respect people

@ all the people who are mad at those who start celebrating Christmas after Halloween aka me - don’t worry, we aren’t skipping Thanksgiving. Girls gotta eat

woke up in the middle of the night with this as a notification and thought it was a dm... not disappointed or anything

What happened to Jesse Pinkman? El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie October 11

RT & FOLLOW TO WIN - we’re giving away a pair of #BSMF20 three-day passes. We’ll name a winner on Wednesday morning. *hop over to our Instagram and Facebook pages to increase your odds.

Come support the sisters of ZTA this Thursday, benefitting Breast Cancer Education & Awareness! x.com/not_so_loveles…

how long is it going to take professors to learn you have to exit the youtube link or the next video is going to play

Reasons why you should invite me to your lake this summer: I like to think I’m a good time, I’m good at swimming so you don’t have to worry about me drowning, and I’m pasty white so you’ll look super tan

happy thursday i just put the starting speed on my treadmill at 10.0 instead of 1.0 :)))