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My husband is a brilliant writer. He’s written for Dangermouse, Private Eye, Al Murray and many more… He’s struggling to find work at the moment. AI isn’t helping. If you need a writer have a look at his website and please retweet. mathew-owen.co.uk Thank you

This is why I love rugby. There are moments of pure poetry.

Cannot wait to see him in October! 🤩

"Born to Run" is 50 years old today. I can't remember how or where I first it (probably courtesy of my much older brother) but it feels like this album has been in my life forever. And I still absolutely love it. ❤️

Bruce Springsteen on Making of 'Born to Run' rollingstone.com/feature/bruce-…

Well, this is just lovely. "How Springsteen saved me" by Keith Blackmore. "And then came Springsteen... For the first time, a record saved me. Born to Run’s romantic vision of escape from drudgery was exactly what tramps like me were seeking."

Well this sounds great (I am infuriated by selfish pricks on the tube playing their music / TV for all to hear) but how will it ever be enforced? TfL staff are rarer than snowmen in the Amazon.

Greetings and good morning it’s the Wednesday farm rush hour with George & Mo

My very first attempt at vegan blueberry muffins. They didn't rise very much but they taste absolutely delicious! 😋 There's a second batch in the oven.

Thoroughly recommend this fabulous book! A genuine page-turner, brilliantly written & an absolutely thrill ride! (Plus it's ONLY 99p on Kindle today!! What a bargain!) #GoodReads #BooksWorthReading #BookTwitter

🤣 There is just no end to this man's deliciousness.

I'm exhausted. And hoarse. When the score remains ahead of the clock, you know it's onehelluva game.

Blimey. That's some score. 🏈🌹💖👏

Having a smashing out with Rainy - "Jaws" on the IMAX screen (excited!) followed by dinner at a French brasserie. I probably won't have the fish... 🦈

Well, "Jaws" on the BFI IMAX screen was absolutely amazing. Thank you so much Rainy for suggesting & organising.

My friend's dog had puppies! 🥰

My memory is shaky... isn't #TheoUpton the name of the character played by Bernard Bresslaw in "Carry on Doctor"?

"They don't like it Upton!" #TheoUpton