Anyone to a designer: "looks weird" Designer: "can you be more specific?" Designer to designer: "looks weird" Other designer: "yeah, it does"

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a Designer to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if “it's not a font, it's a typeface" helps

Currently seeking new startups to work with based on t-shirt colors I have yet to own. Seafoam green a bonus. Charcoal gray need not apply.

Did anyone else’s nose itch way more than usual this week? It’s like my face is saying to my brain, “he’s thinkin about viruses?.. lol, watch this shit.”

Miss the days when I was worried about people washing hands after takin a shit... like, “ugh you’re gross”.... but now someone can die you fuckin trash bag.

Kinda wanna take back all the bad things I said about 2019.

ICE Cold Fact: If somebody owes you money… Put on your mask and pop up at their crib right now… They’re Home.

Do we still have to label things "NSFW" right now? Asking for all my friends.

Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂 x.com/Don_Favs/statu…

“At no other time, ever in our lives, have we gotten the opportunity to see what would happen if the world simply stopped. Here it is. We’re in it.” Take a few minutes and read this. Seriously. medium.com/@juliovincent/…

starting today my book, Mobile First, is free for all online: mobile-first.abookapart.com thanks A Book Apart!

If you're out around people, wear a mask. We all live here together. Act right.

I do not understand Google Drive. Google knows literally everything about me and yet when I open Google Drive it shows me random files from grad school I haven’t looked at in a decade.

blackswho.design

The fact that 26million people posted a black screen on insta but the petition hasn’t even reached 12 mill yet doesn’t sit right w me

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be off of this fucking planet

Did you ever find out who needed to hear that?

I have a feeling I’ll be very dismissive on the day when I actually do need to look at my auto warranty.