Because of #GDPR, USA Today decided to run a separate version of their website for EU users, which has all the tracking scripts and ads removed. The site seemed very fast, so I did a performance audit. How fast the internet could be without all the junk! 🙄 5.2MB → 500KB

Was für eine Schlange! #sternfahrt18

Every now and then, ping one of your competitor's websites using an IE6 VM. Keep them on their toes.

Top-News für N26-Kunden: #Applepay launcht endlich in Deutschland und wir werden als Partner mit am Start sein 🎉🎉🎉

Thanks for having us #bvghackathon! It was a blast.

Gerade meinen O2 Vertrag gekündigt. Antwortete auf die Frage was sie tun können damit ich Kunde bleiben "euer Netz in Berlin mal in akzeptablen Zustand bringen" und erntete schallendes Gelächter der Mitarbeiterin. #neuland

In Germany we don't say 'I won the lottery.' We say 'Ihr Haus wird bis zum Jahresende an das Glasfasernetz angeschlossen.' and I think that's beautiful.

Ich habe mir gerade uns-erreichen-sie-nie.de gesichert. Da machen wir dann einen Erlebnispark draus, ohne Firlefanz wie Bahnanbindung, Straßennetz oder fliesend Wasser. Schließlich war früher ja alles besser™. “Bernhard schmeiß die Dampfmaschine an!” #digitalklausur #neuland

My son asked me to explain #Brexit recently. So, I told him to imagine if he & 27 of his classmates pooled their Lego & built for years. Then one day, one of them wants to leave & would like their Lego back. The blue ones. He immediately grasped how complicated that would be.

"Why do I need a 4Ghz quadcore to run facebook?" This is why. A single word split up into 11 HTML DOM elements to avoid adblockers.

When CI passes on the first try. No keyboards were harmed in the making of this TikTok. #WildestDreamsTaylorsVersion

The new, streamlined version of our GitLab login page is live! Read more about it here. bit.ly/3U14t5U

about.gitlab.com/releases/2023/… Big news! We are shipping #GitLab 16.7 today, bringing SAST findings directly into the MR changes view! As the Directly Responsible Individual for this feature, I'm proud of how it exemplifies our #DevSecOps approach.

Developing GitLab Duo: A roundup of recent Chat enhancements about.gitlab.com/blog/2024/07/1… from 🦊 GitLab by Jannik Lehmann

Ob Maaßen Agent des SVR oder FSB ist, kann derzeit nicht belegt werden. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #BfV #NSAUA

🇬🇧London: zero-emission-zones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scottish cities: 20 mph speed limit 🇳🇴Oslo: car-free city center 🇩🇰Copenhagen: 300 km of bike-only roads 🇩🇪Germany: free parking, no speed limit and please no more patronizing our car drivers!