I’m making healthy eating choices in 2025. Goodbye 10pc wings and hello 5pc wings

When Tina’s on aux I swear it feels like I’m in a domestic partnership w a trap lord

this me fr

I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone funnier than me,I’m literally the entertainment.

No One: Joe Burrow Probably:

Just bribed the security guard at the high school with $100 dollars a week to keep boys far away from my girl 😹he declined but said he would

I wanna sit on the moon & dangle my feet rn

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I allowed my face to be played in a lil too much this year.

i’ll do that wall dance anywhere

Thank you, God

I need to be in Cali with mir and CD⚡️ already

Real lovers know it's baby

distant? yes, but a bad friend? never.

fyi i do not "crush" i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill