Ladies, find a man who loves you the way Bill Ackman loves himself.

Jobs with the least accountability: > meteorologist > Venmo search PM > latest iOS photos app PM > iMessage search PM > Lucid interior designer

How long until the first peer reviewed studies come out showing a diet singularly optimized for protein intake overloads the kidneys and inflames the gut? (And makes you insufferable to eat with / hang around)

Like him or hate him, the man is doing exactly what he wants when he wants with whom he wants.

Magnum opus.

This is my 47th sign to short $AAPL in the past 36mo

“May I meet you?”

The mormon wives with secret lives are on a never ending quest to "find out where they stand" with each other

Ro Khanna Chamath Palihapitiya why not just raise income tax rates? because your real intent is not to just “provide healthcare”. you’re masking that you are proposing the creation of, for the first time in the 250 years of this American republic, an organized government seizure of private property from

A+ ideas, C- proofreading

Actual selling point in a CIM: "The business also has proprietary inroads to the Amish & Mennonites." Buying now.

Ye posting this in the wsj is like bill ackman doing an earnings call on soundcloud

Roll the credits

We sincerely apologize for no longer belching fumes in your face and rattling your bones with our idling engines that didn’t need to be on anyway

Imagine spending an ungodly amount of money on a superbowl ad only to have your site crash

Streaming services are the new US healthcare system

I’d love to speak with the numbskull who was designing bedside lamps and thought “let’s not put the on/off switch on the lamp itself, somewhere that would make sense and be easy to access like the base. let’s put it on the cord so it hangs down somewhere out of reach”

The product is subject to the object

The more you love your pet the more I can’t stand them