I hope you had a good birthday. We can celebrate when I get back 👌🏼. Happy birthday bud. Jacob Morris

Happy birthday to this creature we call Jmo. I wouldn’t want any other suite mate that I can hear scream from the first floor on a daily basis love you brother❤️ Jacob Morris

Happy 20th birthday big dawg 🎉🎉🎉 @J_McNally3

People go to beaches just for pictures on social media

Head coach Matt Jeter and the Simpson Football ⚡️ team have released their 2019 schedule! The Storm will have 10 games, with five of those held at Buxton Stadium. 📰 bit.ly/2WeJQ7F #RollRiversFB | #d3fb

Day 2 was FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥 #S1M9SON #COMPETE #HUMPDAY ⚫️🔴🏴‍☠️

Congratulations to graduating captain Kenzie Finnegan accepting a seat as a PhD Candidate at the University of Iowa for Applied Mathematics! We are so proud of you. Thank you for all you have done for #SimpCoWoSo! #RollStorm #GoHawks

Congratulations Zoe and Kenzie! We are so proud of you! #SimpCoWoSo #Family #Always

The crowd in Kansas City is SERIOUS 🇺🇸 #FIFAWWC (via @sportingKC)

Say hello to the only girl that makes me laugh harder than funny twitter videos can🤷🏽‍♂️😊

Y’all EA SPORTS NCAA FOOTBALL LET GET IT!!!!!!!!

False: They wear crop tops.

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.

Meeting in carver at 7:15

I’m gonna tell my kids this is Jackson Bootsmiller

Caught, 3 steps and a fumble...

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