Fake friends. Fake business. Get. A. Job #bum

Got a degree to wipe asses and sell beaters #TheLife #laaaaooooooser

You wear crocs while I’m rocking 50 hours a week in steel toes... we aren’t the same 💁‍♀️

Finally got v2 breds 🤙. And a tattoo coming in the next two weeks 🥳

Made a mill in hurraches

I actually paid an actual dollar to have Derrick Henry on my ultimate team off rip

You were voting for trump while I was conspiring about yeeezy sheets

soph clymer Adopt me

I still want Wayne back on the flyers..... beat the penguins but miss that spark #stanleycup2021

Call of duty you will be hearing from my lawyers

Lebarn James I want boot scooters

Pitter patter

Fuck ketchup

All of your sneakers is beat up

She told me we would be forever

Thought that we would always be together

The demons only come out at the night time. Alright

Why are people still wearing wentz jerseys?

Nope. I’ll be watching Sports Cards Live

What sick and twisted human being eats all the pizza pringles....then leaves the container behind with ONLY CRUMBS. No ones allowed over anymore.